For Stuti
itni dull & boring date thi.... wo sab ladkiyon ke msg suna rahi thi maine kaha ye sab tu letter mein likh ke de deti aur khana main akela kha leta to meri date better hoti...

Suyash's body building
haddiyan pump kar raha tha apni

To Bhavaman
Ye message jo padega ye phone uska hoga.. isse kya mummy ko call karega? Chal andar!

For Suyash
Yun dekh raha tha queen ko.....maine bola kuch karega kuch bolega..... seeng hi fenk ke maar de kuch to kar de yaar!

To Ashutosh
Abbey itna bada ho gaya hai, gym ka ek chakkar to maar aata, jaake apne baap ka naam likh aaya aur kehta hai inky pinky ponky......inky pinky khelne ke liye bulaya hai tujhe splitsvilla mein

Ye pata nahi kya karke aata hai date pe, Suyash ka bhi scene karwa diya isne

Aisa lag raha tha ki aaloo ki bori utha ke bhaag raha tha bechara Ashutosh....koi to khareed lo isko

To Cheshta
Kaam Kar

Arrey isko yahi lagta hai ki pohochta hai...tabhi to kehti rehti hai- 'I love Mohit', 'I love Mohit'!

For Ritika
Sachchayi ki ek putli khadi kar di hai kisine.....harishchandra ki vanshaj hai ye

To Mohit
What did you say?- 'I am the king of the world'......I keep ten ***** like you on my **** and give them a world tour....take that fu**er!

Success is tough to handle for some guys and you are one of them

He is very tuchcha man, apni aukaat pe aa gaya hai

Best censored one (courtesy Nikhil):
Arrey bh****, tere kaan mein daaloonga aur naak se bachche paida kar dounga

To Sakshi
Nahi karoongi? iska kya matlab hota hai....yaar mitti khila doonga tujhe main....tere ko yahan shakal dikhane ke liye laya hoon

For Mehrezaan
Main to apne performance se bahut khush tha yaar....mujhe laga zaan ko to maine kahin ka choda hi nahi hai..... wo to baith gaya tha khatam hote hi- '*huff* * huff* water!

Main to us time bhi ready tha ki le aao koi aur competition kara lo....kuch aur consolation prize de dena iske saath mein

To Param
Tabhi to tujhe sabse hot ladki ne haan kiya hai

Tu isko sati savitri maanta hai?

Shaadi shuda jodi hai hamari....baith ke match dekhenge hamara

To Nalini
Did I TOLD you that'- first of all Did I TELL you that



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